The Legend of tony klein

The year was 1982, the Milwaukee Brewers just lost the world series and it was a trying time for the people of Milwaukee Wisconsin. Once again the town's people were disappointed with their lives and crappy sports team, they needed a new hope, an answered prayer if you will. That November they got their answer from a solitary lighting storm in a nearby city called Waukesha. The clouds rolled in and a single lighting bolt produced the loudest thunder ever recorded in the history of all time. That's a fact! A local housewife hanging her laundry to dry saw the amazing electric storm and as if a voice called to her she felt compelled to check the scene. Much to her amazement she found a huge crater in the middle of the field and at the bottom of said crater was a child. The woman took one look and the child and knew she had found her next son. This woman made a habit of collecting children in fields and invited him to live with her and she raised him as her own. She named him Toe-Knee because that was all that was injured from his crash landing into the field. They later abbreviated it to Tony.

That’s the story of how Tony Klein came to be.... I think?